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So Typically Malaysian…

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS
Maggi Mee.

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE
Traffic Jam.

NATIONAL WHEREABOUTS
“On my way!!!”

NATIONAL CONDOM
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION
Pineapple

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK
Stout. Many swear by it. But after a few pints they start swearing at everything…

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN)
Food Poisoning.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN)
Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough,! aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy,stomachcramps, period, haven’t remove make-up, haven’t shower, no water supply, going to watch “Santa Barbara”, depress, no mood, etc…

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex. (oh ya??)

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES
Panadol. The “cure for all”. If it fails we have another secret weapon;
Tiger Balm.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES)
Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES)
The sight of a police roadblock. (;-o)

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4! On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better, when the local mechanics say “Pew Jeot”. When I was in school, Milo was always ‘MeeLo’, now that I’m sophisticated, I say “My Lo”. So don’t be embarassed saying “Carry 4” when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utans as “rangutan”.

NATIONAL ROADSIDE DISTRACTION
The Bra-less Tourist. See how heads turn and traffic slows down when a bra-less Mat Salleh backpacker goes bouncing about on the streets.

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  1. nyunyu
    November 28, 2007 at 2:06 am

    True..true..true..and true yet again. I motion all the above.!

    nyunyu
    http://www.nyunyu.info/

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